Yes, I know it’s meant to come last in the order, but it’s almost the holidays, why not put it second? And for my second act of rebellion … ‘automobile’ is strictly defined as well a car, but I don’t drive, nor do I have any entertaining car stories. I do instead, have some interesting wheelchair stories from a misspent youth, so we’re going with that okay?
If you want to run away you need a better get-away vehicle
Read more: Planes, trains and automobiles: Part 2 – Automobiles
Anyone who is a friend of mine knows that they are in for some unusual experiences. I’ve been known to wear ‘Shrek’ horns around my house. I have also taken part in enthusiastic discussions with complete strangers as to why they really shouldn’t say bad things about ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’. Yes, life with me is unique, but there are also other times when the unsuspecting around me realise just how unique I am, what friendship with me might occasionally entail, and these times are weird and uncomfortable for both of us.
I have a carer in the morning to help me get out of bed and dressed for the day. I have another carer at night to get me back into bed again. For the most part, this routine works well. It’s seamless and disrupts little around me.
I had a number of epiphanies this morning. It could have been caused by a lack of sleep – I went to bed at 11 pm (homecare late shift) and got up at 6 am (homecare early shift) – it could also be the result of too much coffee, but either way …
Firstly, I really want shoulder dips. You know that natural dip in people’s shoulders that is handy for keeping straps up? Mine aren’t pronounced because my shoulders are muscly and, well, my straps fall down so I’d like some. If someone could get me some, I’d be grateful. Fingers that splay are handy for drying a manicure.
Read more: Upon reflection
I can’t get in and out of bed myself. It’s a little thing I suppose. Doesn’t bother me most of the time, except when I’m sick. When I’m sick that tiny logistical ‘sticking point’ is like a mosquito with superpowers.
Everyone hates getting sick but if, like me, you’re in a wheelchair some illnesses are easier to cope with than others. Give me a cold or a virus over a tummy bug any day.
Freya
Welcome to freefall… I'm in my late twenties. My great loves are the creative arts, particularly music and creative writing. I have cerebral palsy (CP). In my case it means that I can't walk very easily - I use a chair most of the time. More about me…
