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(Part 2) A day in a ward: drugs, why anyone hospitalised needs them

For my first night in hospital, I was placed in the men’s spinal unit. They all snored in unison. All night! The next morning, I was moved into a room with three other women. I think I was the youngest by at least thirty years. It was like the ‘ghosts of Christmases to come’. And these futures made me shudder.

The woman to my right was easily 80 and did not eat solids – not that chocolate custard for lunch would bother me. She had fallen and broken her hip. Ouch! I am not a fan of potential hip problems, but the most confronting part was that she would often have quite lucid moments where she’d converse with a gentleman who wasn’t actually there. She used to be a nurse apparently. Time can be cruel.

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Art imitating life… Is this really happening? Part 1… of many

I’ve just returned from a brief, but seemingly unending and impromptu, stay in hospital. I’m not dead and have regaining feeling in each of my extremities, so it’s all good.

I have so much to write about but, to make it easy, let’s do this in tiny chapters.

First up: medical professionals

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Hospital

Most people with cerebral palsy have had at least some experiences with hospitals. I am of the generation where surgery was the answer to everything. I think that if I were to add it all up, I would have spent about a year of my life in hospital. Medicine and I, we have history.

I had my first hip surgery when I was eight. I remember feeling ripped off as it was either on the day of my birthday, or the day before. I was in a long body cast for about ten weeks, which kinda sucked, but it was okay. My parents snuck a kitten into the ward as a birthday gift. My brothers also came to see me whenever they could. One of my brothers mastered the art of making blow up animals and chicken heads with sterile gloves, a talent he still retains today.

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Upon reflection

I had a number of epiphanies this morning. It could have been caused by a lack of sleep – I went to bed at 11 pm (homecare late shift) and got up at 6 am (homecare early shift) – it could also be the result of too much coffee, but either way …

Firstly, I really want shoulder dips. You know that natural dip in people’s shoulders that is handy for keeping straps up? Mine aren’t pronounced because my shoulders are muscly and, well, my straps fall down so I’d like some. If someone could get me some, I’d be grateful. Fingers that splay are handy for drying a manicure.
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